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I'll start us off....
For the never to see product, I NEVER want to see Joan Rivers as a Victoria's Secret Angel.
I'd like to see Bruce Campbell promoting chainsaws.
I'll send more later.
Janis Joplin, Oscar Meyer ham
NO...Bob Dole - Viagra (never again should an old dude sell penis enhancing products.)
Yes.... USC cheerleaders selling Bacon or Beef Bacon
Tom Cruise promoting a psychiatric care facility.
NO to the following:
- Charles Bronson promoting Mandom
- Bush promoting LeapFrog
- J. Edgar Hoover promoting Vera Wang
- David Duke promoting the NAACP
- Jesse Jackson promoting the NAACP
- Cindy McCain promoting Pfizer
YES to the following:
- Lenny Kravitz promoting (and co-staring in)ConservaLiberCrat's porn movie.
Soon, in your favourite XXX Cinema:
ConservaLiberCrat's "Bacon me baby, bacon me hard!". Co-staring Lenny Kravitz.
Totally filmed in the old Porky's movie's locations. The high school, Porky's bar and the Cherry Forever's house.
Also including backstages scene filmed through the bathroom peep-hole.
Special guests: Miss Piggy and Porky Pig.
Lenny?
http://tinyurl.com/2f39fv
Sorry, CLC08, this was before your time.
Um, Baier...I don't think she was asking him to sing, so it doesn't much matter....
certain men just need to show up and look pretty....
lucky for you guys we love you for your brains and wit....
Which leads to me. Thanks for the introduction, Sarcky.
Rosie O'Donnell - Adam n Eve products
Martha Stewart - Serta Mattresses
Jim Cramer - Prozac
Sarah Bernhardt - Maybelline Cosmetics
Fergie - Depends Adult Diapers
Lynne Spears - Planned Parenthood
ALL VERY BAD!
Good -
Salma Hayek - American Dairy Association
Bill Clinton - Shout Spot Remover
Keith Richards - Absolut Vodka
Alec Baldwin - Nextel Wireless
Jessica Simpson - National Literacy Association
Okay, now you've ruined A&E for me.
evil, evil move....
but you had me laughing at all of them---well done and worth the intro....
Yes, I appreciate the comment about the brains and wit as well!