YesButNoButYes Forum: Selling your body with a song.

Selling your body with a song.

By Dave on Nov 13, 2008

Imagine with me for a moment.
Imagine that you are in a bar standing next to a magical Juke box. This box is magical in a sence that it not only plays any song that you request but it radiates the mood of the song to anyone listening.
You look over at the door and the man or woman of your dreams just walks in. You have already inserted your quarter, now the only thing left for you to do is choose a song.
What song would you choose to play?

21 Replies

This a straight bar?

said Brother Bill on November 13, 2008 8:15 PM.

Dreamweaver.

Worked in Wayne's World....

said sarcastic one on November 13, 2008 8:43 PM.

I'm in the mood for love.

said Tim on November 13, 2008 11:18 PM.

Good to know, Tim....now, what would your song be?

said sarcastic one on November 13, 2008 11:23 PM.

Depends on the mood i'm in.

Romantic: Gotta agree with SO. Dreamweaver is classic

Either that or "Closer" by nine inch nails. That song's just so nice and heartfelt.

said Sheriff Pablo on November 13, 2008 11:27 PM.

I knew you'd pick that one up and run with it Sarcky.

Sometimes I tee 'em up, sometimes you do. Team comedy at its best.

said Tim on November 14, 2008 12:47 AM.

If I've met her before, then: "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" by The Righteous Brothers

If I've never met her before, then: "I Second That Emotion" by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

said Tim on November 14, 2008 1:00 AM.

Tim, I second you... You've lost that love feeling is the righteous choice... ((sorry, lame joke))... but this song can take you there.

But I would ask a help from my fellow Barry White with "Never, Never Gonna Give You Up"... That song could make a girl melt and flow in your direction like a hot-lava-love-river.

If it was a girl with whom I've been flirting and if I knew that she was in a very good humour, I'd ask the jukebox to Rickroll her.
While stunned by the surprise, she would be vulnerable and that was the right time to hold her in my arms, look her in the eyes and say: "Let's Rick and Roll together at my place?"
Either she would accept or she would blast the loudest laughter of her entire life. And--according to Sarcky and my wife is a proof of the theory--girls love guys who make 'em laugh... That would make us halfway to my bedroom.