First, if i had boobs, i would spend a LOT of time at the mirror.

Second I have no idea what to do now. I feel like i just got out of a box and can breathe fresh air again. I'm just enjoying a day of rest.

It's almost as if america just went through a year of hard childbirth, and I as an American will worry about it tomorrow.

on a side note, it's great to know that if i develop glaucoma or cancer in michigan now, i can legally blaze up like tommy chong.

I think the formula is already known. I mean, there is a reason why we were all attracted to this site, and there is a reason why we continue to follow things around here. I dunno about everyone else, but the last thing I want to see is this site transform itself into something so big and convoluted that I can't follow anything anymore. Boobs, bacon, beer, monkeys and tasteless humor ... with Dave and I here to make sure that y'all don't tip the cart so far left that you send the whole party over a cliff. Works for me ...

It will be nice for the mixture to have a little less political material now that the election is over, but the mix of voodoo should stay consistent. I still don't know how you guys are able to publish all this material everyday and still maintain a day job. (Sorry Echo.)

I'm also looking forward to the return of our good buddy, JW.

I'll do my best to spread the content around. I imagine we'll still post election stuff here and there but I think it'll die down in the next few days.

But our goal is to keep you coming back. back to the pop culture landscape for us now.

As for Johnny, we may not hear from him for a while. But I keep checking my in box for emails from his adventures. If I do, i'll let you know.

I'd like to see boobs...actually. And more stuff about the 80's (movies, music, 80's pop culture in general).

And I'd like more bacon.

and where the hell is CLC? How did she get vacation time 2 weeks into a new job?

Boobs. Done.

Bacon. Of Course.

80's stuff? Well that harder. we'll have to mine some ideas no one else has thought of yet.

S.O. I appreciate the support.
I will begin the anger build up and look forward to releasing it on some poor dumbass or some dumbass subject.

Iv'e have had a recent turn of events that really sweetened me up but I can call back the demons whenever I want.

Dave,

Lindsey paid another visit?

1. ass crickets

2. Dave's Challenges

3. toilet humor

4. sex humor (no sex and toilet humor together, please)

5. adventures of the Night Cobra

6. random, senseless internet junk

Otherwise, keep up the good work, y'all. Mmmmm, bacon and boobies and donuts, yummy.

Tim.

Lindsey and her Mom.

Thanks Baierman! As long as there are boobs and more importantly, bacon, then I can live forever without 80's stuffage.

Lindsey is still upset you guys keep picking on her dust-ruffles.

Lindsey -

Dave and I tease about the dust-ruffles because we are playfully trying to tell you something. Your dust-ruffles are mildly odorous.

Might I suggest giving the dust-ruffles a thorough cleansing? On my previous visit, I noticed the dust-ruffles are touching the carpet. Sometimes this results in unexpected odors.

Alternatively, a shorter shag on the carpet might help to resolve the problem. Removing the carpet entrirely is also a solution the is growing in popularity.

I'm only trying to help.

Your reserve man-in-waiting,

Tim

Lindsey won't get mad at any notion of her whoring it up on the side with me simply because any notion of her whoring it up on the side with me is good for her image.
It's kind of like if a rumor was spread that Echo was banging Heather Locklear. Most likely the rumor isn't true. Echo wouldn't deny it, not only because the rumor is good for his image but if Lindsey knew about the rumor, though she wouldn't believe it, there may be a sence of pride knowing that some may consider her man good enough for Heather Locklear. Not only that but Lindsey would step up her game just in case the rumor may have some truth to it.
Echo in turn, when asked about the rumor would give a sly grin and deny any involvment.
94.33% of all Men and 78.3% of all Women that consider themselves faithful to that significant other have at least 2 "I woulds."

Daves Dictionary defines an "I would" as: A person that is so hot and so untouchable to the regular world that if given the chance for a sexual encounter, a person would be willing to gamble Family, Friends, and Social Status just because it was with that person.
For some women it may be George Clooney or Brad Pitt or someone on their untouchable list, and for some Men it would be pretty much any super hot chick.

An interesting fact though, 99.87% of all faithful people will never be faced with an opportunity to hook up with an "I would".
Out of that small .13% that do get a chance, 53.4% of men chicken out and 3.6% of women chicken out.

I tell you this because no one ever gets offended when being accused of "whoring it up" with an "I would".

Dust Ruffles, yes most often.
"I woulds". Never.

Nothing like solid statistics and probabilities to make a solid point. Nice job once again, my good man.

Can someone define "ass crickets" please. Urban dictionary.com doesn't have a definition.

I have to know what they are to post about them.

If I'm not wrong, it was Dave who came up with this ass crickets thing in one of Echo's challenges.

By the way, Dave is showing day by day that he's a thesaurus somehow.

I think that we'll be seeing soon, on a bookstore around the corner, Dave's Dictionary: A guide to learn all the life's lessons.

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For the topic... I think that the usual posts with pearls of random knowledge and of course, the oddities. It was getting good.

Baierman - It is best to keep ass crickets as a theoretical concept. Clearly defined, they can cause mass-panic.

Indeed, if you get them, you know you have them. At that point, you become the very definition ... and you only have yourself to blame.