I can lip sync like mad...

I like you guys too much to actually sing to you...

Cowbell!

I've been playing guitar and bass for around 10 or so years, but that doesnt mean I'm good. Doesn't help that I haven't picked them up in a few months. Also, I've been taking triangle lessons for a few years.Just throwing that out there.

Bass here!

And i was first chair kazoo for the 3rd grade philharmonic.

Same as w1deawak3.
I've been playing guitar for almost 9 years and barely touched it in the last year. I can handle playing it, but just don't ask me a guitar solo...

I'll sing.

And if we got the techno route I'll play whistle.

Did I mention I can pole dance/dance in a cage while I lip sync?

Or, I can learn to play the cowbell. As long as I don't have to wear it--that's just demeaning.

I'm a hack piano player... and can handle a little rhythm guitar in a pinch.

I'll join your band if you can provide Payday® candy bars and ice cold diet soda before and after each performance.

Says the oh so bald monkey.....

and taking a cheap shot at your lead singer (Baier) is just not nice.

Hahahah...

You know what we need? Groupies! Lots of groupies.

In the meantime until we have our legion of fans, we'll need hot chicks yelling our names in the gigs. Could the PFC help us on that?

And for the pole dance, I agree with Tim, we'd love it on jams, but doing that in a concert could put us in the same list as Poison, The Darkness... Not good...

But I wouldn't resist if I were assaulted by a hot-bare-chested chick while playing...

If anyone is interested, I will be starting a big hair band.
I will be the lead singer.
I am looking for two guitarists, a bass guitarists, a drummer and possibly someone with skills on a keytar.
I will need pole dancers and easy women.
I will function also as a roadie until a better one is hired.
I will provide drugs, hairspray and women.

Let me know if you are interested.

I think we can have a hell of a concert... I forgot telling I also used to play sweet flute--aka recorder--when I was a kid. A little practice and I can play it again.

By the way... is there a specific kind of music we're going to play or will it be a multi-styled band based on each member's musical background?

Cool Leo, We've got Jethro Tull songs covered then.

As for musical style, why don't we switch it up? one performance we can be a hair band, one time we can be a death metal band, one time we can do country (Does anyone know how to play a steel guitar?) Our fans will never know what to expect.

Cage / Pole Dancers would be mandatory however at all performances.

SP, have you been reading my mind?

I like the surprise thing... but we need to be consistent to keep up with that.

I'll coordinate the cocaine and groupies. Guess that makes me the roadie.

hahahah... I'll pass on the cocaine thing... don't want to have to write a song about how bad I was, in the deep bottom of the well and the docs at the rehab clinic saved me...

I've been playing Guitar and Bass for 30 years, and play professionally here in town. I'm not Alan Holdsworth, but I can hold my own. I have sat in for bands like Chicago, The Aquabats, and Fishbone.

In addition, I did quite the school band stint and can play (in order of skill) Tuba, Upright (double) Bass, Bassoon, Trumpet, English Horn.

I also enjoy playing Ukulele, Bagpipes, a bit of Keyboards, and can drum if the need is great enough and the crowd drunk enough.

So far the only babe to even post on here was told that her services were not needed...

and Kid Rock has girls dancing in cages/pole dancing...I've seen him in concert twice

so I'm confused...

SO, if they won't let you pole dance, you let me know. You can come dance in a cage at my house whenever you like.

Lost, If I'm in the mood to degrade myself for a man whose middle name is misogynist, I'll give you a call....

kidding....you can't help it that you got put through the ringer by the queen of bitches...it happens to some of the best of you guys...just try to rebound from it a little better, 'kay?

As a female, I can always find someone's pole to dance on...men are easy...

I just don't have much musical talent...although I can hum really well ;-)

SO, you can pole dance... Tim didn't want it to be in a hair-bandistic way.

Dave, we're gonna see what happens in the battle of the bands... two in / one out.

Pole dance ON? Wait, what kind of a pole are we talking about here?

yep...that was the word I meant...no one bothered to have me clarify when I mentioned it before--so the offer is off the table now...

SO, I can use some humming... hell yeah... have tried it before and it's just supreme!

She's not made of plastic
No, she's much more fun
Yeah, she's sarcastic
But you think she may be the one
A sharp little tongue
On a big sharp mind
Shoot you down like a gun
But one day I'm gonna make her mine

You serve my heart up on a bun
(You're the sarcastic one)
Cut me down just for fun
(You're the sarcastic one)
And when you say you love me
That you've been thinking of me
You act like you're above me
And the tone in your voice says you don't really mean it

I knew when I felt love begin
I would need some thicker skin
If I was given half a choice
I'd run from your caustic voice

You serve my heart up on a bun
(You're the sarcastic one)
Cut me down just for fun
(You're the sarcastic one)
And when you say you love me
That you've been thinking of me
You act like you're above me
And the tone in your voice says you don't really mean it

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My submission for our first single.

Lost, I would think that you were an ex of mine if it weren't for the fact that you have a better handle on the difference between "your/you're" than any guy I ever dated...

(that's a compliment--take it and run w/it)

Lost, I can feel the melody flowing in my head... I hope I can keep it until I'm home to try to put it on the guitar...

Dave, if there's all-you-can-eat Venison jerky, I'm in.

Wow!
I, unfortunately, have no musical talent so I'll have to be a groupie. *shrugs*

PFC members activate!

I'd like to add that I can hum as well, if needed.

Uh... pillow fights and humming... what else could a man want after a hard working day?

Ok, a cold beer. I'm melting here...

right at the climax of the show, we can have the PFC have a nice pillowfight right on stage.

Don't know where the humming fits in, but i'm sure we'll think of something..;)

Well SP... I think the humming doesn't fit in the stage at all... I don't know what are you thinking a humming is, but I'm thinking of a "Humming #8", what's just the right way to get it.

Well, the humming could fit in on stage if we were playing in Amsterdam i suppose...

Either that or use it as a way to "Tune Up the Band."

*slides into the blog ... " ... sorry I'm late ... cello here ...

So now we can include Apocalyptika--damn, I can't spell that--in our repertoire...

Ha, oh Tim!

The girls of the YBNBY PFC are devious and delightfully dirty.
We are talented and music oriented.
We are the humming pole dancers who bring class to this gig.
Yes, we are the exquisitely beautiful and sarcastic ones.

So when do we get to start shaking our asses?

Choreographer for the pole/cage dancers? count me in! I'll need to review each and every performance repeatedly to make sure it's right.

Also I played trumpet in band for 3 years in middle school so i may be able to help with the jazz numbers.

I wanted to bring this one back up....

So, sheriff, do you have our routine all finished? I need to get started rehearsing

Jiggle randomly around, and swing pillows. That's as far as i get before my brain locks up from sheer bliss

SP... don't forget the humming part.

the name of our first album can be "Jiggle and Hum"

Girls, i have realized you don't need a choreographer. just follow where your dirty little minds lead you.

I'd offer bass but apparently that's been taken. Anyone call the accordian? If not DIBS!

Bigus, you can play the accordian if you promise to give us your stirring rendition of "the lumberjack song"