YesButNoButYes Forum: Who is the Hottest Chick alive.

Eva Mendes.

said E on May 13, 2009 4:00 PM.

Scarlett Johansson

said etantao on May 13, 2009 4:13 PM.

Ivete Sangalo

By the way... nice pick E. I was going to choose her...

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 13, 2009 4:43 PM.

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I had to google that one Leo, but Nice Choice!

said Sheriff Pablo on May 13, 2009 5:02 PM.

Oh.. second choice is Kari Byron from mythbusters. Gotta love a chick who likes to blow shit up.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 13, 2009 5:04 PM.

Pablo. Nice call. She's smart, she's hip...

said E on May 13, 2009 5:06 PM.

I meant the mythbusters gal. JLove is cool too. Saw some of her on I Know What You Did Last Summer (II I think.)

said E on May 13, 2009 5:08 PM.

she was in 1 and 2. And it gives me a reason to watch Ghost Whisperer with my wife on fridays.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 13, 2009 5:10 PM.

Liked Kari Byron choice... great girl... nice smile!

She's a Brazilian singer Pablo... smoking hot...

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 13, 2009 5:12 PM.

I've mentioned her many times before, but Alessandra Ambrosio gets my vote. (Leonardo, you live in the greatest country in the world.)

said Echowood on May 13, 2009 5:20 PM.

Jessica Alba.

said Dave on May 13, 2009 5:21 PM.

Amy Adams. Hands down.

said Johnny Wright on May 13, 2009 6:32 PM.

Isla Fisher is pretty damn hot too.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 13, 2009 7:21 PM.

I'm starting to develop a deep and meaningful love for Emmanuelle Chriqui.

said Tim on May 13, 2009 8:03 PM.

'cause I can't get Salma Hayek to stay on her side of the bed.

said Tim on May 13, 2009 8:04 PM.

Gisele--she looked hot in last month's Vanity Fair.

said sarcastic one on May 13, 2009 10:32 PM.

I don't like Gisele, but I have to give it to her... she looks pretty on the photographies.

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 13, 2009 11:00 PM.

Not a Gisele fan either.

How's about Padma Lakshmi?

said Tim on May 14, 2009 12:03 AM.

Kate Beckinsale

said Vicky on May 14, 2009 12:23 AM.

and Alyssa Milano

said Vicky on May 14, 2009 12:24 AM.

Kate can be kind of skinny sometimes...

Tim, just peruse these and tell me she doesn't have a beautiful body. And say it with a straight face.
http://www.vanityfair.com/style/features/2009/05/gisele-bundchen-portfolio200905?slide=1#globalNav

said sarcastic one on May 14, 2009 12:34 AM.

Padma. She aint bad. She can cook too. Nice call....

I'm not sure where Brad's head was at but I'm on team Aniston. That Laura Croft chic is too freaky.

Gisele is pretty good, but I'm thinking Anna Beatriz Barros -
http://access.nscpcdn.com/gallery/i/b/barros/AnaBeatriz_Brook_6456797.jpg is my personal fave Brazilian Supermodel.

Brazil has some lovely women for sure....

said E on May 14, 2009 1:12 AM.

Maxim has it's 100 list out just now:
http://www.maxim.com/girls/hot-100/79081/2009-hot-100-100-91.html

All I can say is - Christina Aguilera? No.
Paris Hilton sometimes gets on these lists. Didnt see if shes in there now, but if she is - No x 2.

Do we have any Battlestar Galactica fans here? I don't watch the show but that Tricia Helfer is something.

said E on May 14, 2009 1:26 AM.

The whole list, with links to pics:
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html

said E on May 14, 2009 1:30 AM.

I wonder how (and why) Paris Hilton gets on these lists...

Maybe she's a huge sponsor in some of the publications so they need to keep her bringing the dough?

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 14, 2009 5:32 AM.

Olivia Munn...

Hot, and a gamer/tech geek!

http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Galleries/OLIVIA-MUNN

said Sheriff Pablo on May 14, 2009 6:04 AM.

Sarcky,

I never said Gazelle doesn't have a great body. She just doesn't do it for me.

Plus, I really don't find her to be all that attractive. I need a beautiful face ... body is not everything.

It wasn't a deal-breaker, but I have to admit that when I first saw my future mother-in-law, I was pleased to see how beautiful she still is since my wife looks just like her when she was younger. You have to look at that face for the rest of your life ...

said Tim on May 14, 2009 11:55 AM.

Great Tim... and I second your words.

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 14, 2009 12:16 PM.

Tim, It's amazing how quickly you go from feces flinging to profound sage like monkey. Bravo my good man.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 14, 2009 12:51 PM.

Okay, askmen.com lists.... Eva Mendes @ #1
.... Megan Fox @ #2
.... Marisa Miller @ #3

Gisele, comes in at #28

But, I have to say my personal faves....Alyssa Milano @ #82 (no way!)
AND, Bar Refaeli @ #34.

IF, I had to pick one....I say, let them fight for that top spot!

said EffenIdontcare on May 14, 2009 10:54 PM.

dave .. I am so not posting on this blog ..

said alex on May 14, 2009 11:09 PM.

Alyssa Milano at #82 is total bullshit. She's a top-35 for sure.

Marisa Miller is worthy. I'm not really into blondes, though. Give me the latino look any day.

said Tim on May 14, 2009 11:36 PM.

I don't understand Chelsea Handler being hot.

Her boobs are fine, but still don't get it...and I think she looks much older than her proported age.

Heidi Montag, nope.

Did anyone ever notice that the hottest/most beautiful people lists are always full of people who--omg--have new projects/albums that are about to debut like, oh, any minute now?

hmmm....publicists put together hot people lists? Nah.....

said sarcastic one on May 14, 2009 11:58 PM.

That's the Paris Hilton bit for sure SO. She's everywhere. For no reason. None. Nada.

said E on May 15, 2009 12:02 AM.

Here's Padma and some other gals looking good in Allure:
http://www.allure.com/magazine/2009/05/nudes

PG but not exactly SFW.

Beautiful, empowered, naked women. Word.

said E on May 15, 2009 12:35 AM.

"Did anyone ever notice that the hottest/most beautiful people lists are always full of people who--omg--have new projects/albums that are about to debut like, oh, any minute now?"

I see your point, but it's also true that the reason some actresses are most popular is because they are so h4wt. (I'm looking at you Megan Fox).

Egg and chicken kind of thing here. Knowwahatimasayin......

said E on May 15, 2009 1:35 AM.

Well, let's see . . . Bea Arthur just died. Does anyone know whether the hottie who played her Mother on "Golden Girls" is still alive???

said Yellow Dog on May 15, 2009 9:27 AM.

nope she's dead too...

I think Betty White is still alive though.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 15, 2009 10:33 AM.

Betty and Rue are both still alive...

said sarcastic one on May 15, 2009 11:06 AM.

did you know that Betty white is 87 freakin years old?

said Sheriff Pablo on May 15, 2009 3:38 PM.

Each head is a sentence... mind it SP... We don't know how much is Yellow Dog into Grannies Golden Shower...

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 15, 2009 3:58 PM.

Almost as much as you Leo?

hehe

said Sheriff Pablo on May 15, 2009 9:03 PM.

I have to tell ya... I used to like cougars... back when I was 18 / 19 y.o. But I had only one granny...
And what a granny... 75 looking like 73, with the fire of a 68 y.o.

Joking... my record was 45 when I was 17.

said Leonardo Carvalho on May 16, 2009 12:09 AM.

Famke Janssen. just beautiful

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Famke-Janssen/Famke-Janssen-6.JPG

said etantao on May 16, 2009 9:57 AM.

Izabella Scorupco, the other girl from GoldenEye.

http://tinyurl.com/buhjo7

the more i think about this question the more answers i come up with. so i'll just go back to my original choice and stick with it.

JLH will always be #1 in my book

http://tinyurl.com/ooywz5

said Sheriff Pablo on May 16, 2009 10:42 AM.

SP....add your disclaimer, quick!
"JLH will always be #1 [celebrity] in my book" will be the phrase to keep you out of trouble with the wife!!!

said sarcastic one on May 16, 2009 11:32 AM.

[celebrity]

Got it. Thanks sarcky!

said Sheriff Pablo on May 16, 2009 12:36 PM.

Those Bond women are almost always super hot. Hallie Berry for example...

said E on May 16, 2009 1:45 PM.

Let's turn this around a little bit. Who's the most over-rated chic? I'm going with Nicole Kidman.

said E on May 17, 2009 3:56 AM.

Most Over-rated? You're right in that Nichole Kidman really isn't all that hot.

I'd have to go with Kate Moss. Why do people think that she's so hot? she has no figure! A girl's gotta have curves.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 17, 2009 7:43 AM.

I'll second both of those nominations and throw Sarah Jessica Parker in for the trifecta.

You can also substitute Julia Roberts and Renee Zellweger at will.

said Tim on May 17, 2009 10:06 PM.

Maybe I'm showing my age, but Julianne Moore. Egad, at 47 that woman is till smoking hot.

http://dickensurl.com/ab33

I'd repopulate the world with that woman.

said LostInDaJungle on May 18, 2009 11:07 AM.

Lost, the link isn't to her photo...did ya know that?

said sarcastic one on May 18, 2009 11:45 AM.

SP--good news!!!

JLH thinks the most valuable quality in a man is "a sense of humor...because it never fades."

said sarcastic one on May 18, 2009 11:56 AM.

Julianne Moore...

47 and she is still hotter than concrete in July in Houston.

http://northlamar.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/julianne_moore_gallery_15.jpg

Oh, and she'd have to dress up like Maude Lebowski for me on my Birthday and Christmas.

http://cineclub.de/images/2001/the_big_lebowski_5.jpg

Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?

said LostInDaJungle on May 18, 2009 12:20 PM.

Lost, you'd think that every day would be like your birthday and Christmas if you scored her...

said sarcastic one on May 18, 2009 1:08 PM.

Well, let's just say we'd be putting up a tree everyday, and something would get blown...

If she really was the woman of my dreams Sarcky, she'd dress up like that for me without me even asking. She'd be like "Honey do you mind if I wear the Maude Lebowski outfit?"

"As long as you don't piss on my rug baby."

said LostInDaJungle on May 18, 2009 1:15 PM.

Here's a better one of Julianne:

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/19743/original.jpg

NSFW though.

said Sheriff Pablo on May 18, 2009 8:15 PM.

I mentioned this thread to my darling girlfriend, and she said "So, did you say Julianne Moore, or Jennifer Connelly?" I just reminded her that Jennifer Connelly hasn't made a good movie in ages.

Does the woman know me or what?

said LostInDaJungle on May 19, 2009 1:16 AM.

*wants to know why dave wants to know* ...

said alex on June 11, 2009 10:48 AM.

*wants to know why Alex wants to know why Dave wants to know*

said Sheriff Pablo on June 11, 2009 2:00 PM.

*wants to.... never mind.

Katee Sackhoff is very hot too.
http://media.comicmix.com/media/2008/09/13/katee-sackhoff-05040801.jpg

said etantao on June 11, 2009 3:28 PM.

people named "hoff" tend to be very ... photogenic ..

said alex on June 11, 2009 7:15 PM.

Her breasts look like they're running away from her face!

said Sheriff Pablo on June 11, 2009 8:24 PM.

shhhh sp .. I'll bet etantao hadn't even noticed that until you brought it up ..

said alex on June 11, 2009 11:34 PM.

This one goes out for you, alex: http://bit.ly/2jywp

Be hoffed!

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 12, 2009 8:20 AM.

Leo.....Damn you! MY EYES!!!!!!!

said Sheriff Pablo on June 12, 2009 9:14 AM.

"This one goes out for you, alex:"

You should have read this before clicking... hahahah...

But you had seen it before, it was just a flash back. Or a flash in your back... or whatever... hehehehehe

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 12, 2009 9:29 AM.

*erases her hoff remark*

I don't want to be hoffed again .. please not .. that was just so very wrong ..

leo please un-hoff me so that I may be cleaned again ..

*hands sp a pair of un-hoffing sunglasses for his damaged eyes*

said alex on June 12, 2009 9:43 AM.

By the powers of Grey-Skull.... You are unhoffffffeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd

Worked?

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 12, 2009 9:48 AM.

feels a bit dizzy .. and a little sick .. but better .. definitely much better ... thank you leo .. your strange and wonderful powers transcend geography ..

(and this from a guy with a small child on his shoulders .. very cool .. )

said alex on June 12, 2009 9:53 AM.

She's my lucky charm!

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 12, 2009 9:57 AM.

Damn Pablo, you messed up my fantasy. Still she looked damn hot on Galactica.

said etantao on June 12, 2009 11:09 AM.

Sorry Etantao, but boobies shoudn't do that unless a woman is on her back...

Tricia Helfer was hotter anyway

said Sheriff Pablo on June 12, 2009 6:10 PM.

Tricia is good but i still like starbuck over her, actually i also like Grace Park over tricia.

said etantao on June 13, 2009 12:55 AM.

One month today, Dave.

Did we reach any conclusion?
How did these picks compare to your office discussion?

Who came out numero uno at the office?

said EffenIdontcare on June 13, 2009 5:16 PM.

I thought Dave stomped off into a corner somewhere to sulk about this "Liberal Website"....Haven't heard form him in a while anyway.

said Sheriff Pablo on June 13, 2009 6:31 PM.

My good, Sheriff
It seems....you are correct.

said EffenIdontcare on June 15, 2009 9:30 PM.

Laura Linney

said Chad on June 22, 2009 2:48 AM.

No wait...Bristol Palin.

Such a silent seductress, and she totally puts out.

said Chad on June 22, 2009 8:27 PM.

I was watching Twister today, and y'know what? Helen Hunt knows how to make a 'beater look sexy.

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/helen.hunt/scansh/hunt/hh.Twister.jpg

said Sheriff Pablo on June 22, 2009 8:47 PM.

this girl. from the mighty boosh… “elsie the queen of eels”: http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a250595206172ec01206236d829002c

said chopshop on July 2, 2009 1:04 AM.

I dont' care what the rules say - Megan Fox. Hot. Hot. Hot.

said E on July 2, 2009 1:32 AM.

Evangeline Lilly
... I'd do her.
admit it, so would you. :P
http://images.google.com/images?q=evangeline+lilly&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=-2BMSsOHDoGitwfWjsikBA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1

said Evangeline on July 2, 2009 3:27 AM.

Quit pimping yourself, Evangeline. We know you're hot.

said Tim on July 2, 2009 10:24 AM.

Ashley Scott. Definitely falls into the "Do-able" category

http://www.vidiot.com/Jericho/images/Jericho_AshleyScott-2006-01.jpg

said Sheriff Pablo on July 2, 2009 12:24 PM.

LOL I wish I was in her league.

said Evangeline on July 2, 2009 6:02 PM.

As far as we know: You ARE in her league and I refused to believe otherwise.

said EffenIdontcare on July 2, 2009 6:18 PM.

Ang, you'll see here that a body is not what counts the most when it comes to define the woman's hotness... It helps a lot when there's nothing good inside the woman, though...

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 2, 2009 6:40 PM.

Very well said Leo! That's what matters, plus you know me I always want to put something good inside the ladies.

said etantao on July 2, 2009 6:47 PM.

Evangeline, do-able is not the same as sexiness. It takes more than looks for a girl to be truly, truly sexy.

said Sheriff Pablo on July 2, 2009 9:39 PM.

I think the whole deal with Chelsea Handler is the fact that she's funny, an alcoholic, and there's a very high probability that she'll fuck you.

As far as hotness, though, I'm going with Linda Cardellini. She's cute, still has some residual geekness to her (although I'm glad she lost the army coat), and was the only woman that made me think Velma from Scooby-Doo was hot.

said Your Mom's New Boyfriend on July 3, 2009 1:56 PM.

The ultimate in geek-hot would have to be Zooey Deschanel. Is she more geek or indie? i dunno maybe she defies classification. All i know is she's pretty hot.

said Sheriff Pablo on July 3, 2009 3:53 PM.

I seriously want the Mozy girl; iJustine. THAT'S geek-hot.

said Tim on July 3, 2009 8:25 PM.

I think we have a new contender...
http://acidcow.com/content/img/new02/471/02.jpg

said Evangeline on July 3, 2009 10:16 PM.

goddammit would y'all quit posting that thing!

said Sheriff Pablo on July 3, 2009 11:26 PM.

Zooey's more indy than geek. I think the fact that she's dating that Death Cab dude kinda cemented that. You should see the repeated love letters the guys at Boner Party write about her.

http://bonerparty.tumblr.com

said Your Mom's New Boyfriend on July 3, 2009 11:40 PM.

sorry pablo ;) I couldnt resist...

said Evangeline on July 4, 2009 1:42 AM.

Forgiven Evangeline. No problem. Just warn people next time.

said Sheriff Pablo on July 4, 2009 11:17 AM.

Aw, come on SP, that wasn't a bit worse than the Hoffman... That was terrible.

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 4, 2009 10:43 PM.

yeah, the Hoff was worse...My psyche is still weeping from the hoffing....

said Sheriff Pablo on July 5, 2009 12:27 AM.

And if you want, I can google--with safe search off--for golden shower grannies. You'll forget the Hoff and and boner girl in a snap!

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 5, 2009 8:33 PM.

Leo...Just....No...

said Sheriff Pablo on July 5, 2009 10:06 PM.

ack.
Have they invented brain bleach yet? I think I need some.

said Evangeline on July 5, 2009 11:15 PM.

Brain Bleach wouldn't help you Evangeline, you'd need lye or sulfuric acid...

said Sheriff Pablo on July 6, 2009 12:13 AM.

Or you should better not take so seriously somethings we write down here... Sometimes I try to put my "Bobby's World mode" to off before logging on.

Talking about seriousness... where the hell has Sarcky gone?

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 6, 2009 9:05 AM.

I keep hoping she'll come back, but i fear she may be lost to us forever like Dave and CLC_08.

And Leo, there is nothing funny about the Hoffing.....

said Sheriff Pablo on July 6, 2009 11:02 AM.

I still wake up in the middle of the night terrified by that vision... Think I'll need some sessions with a shrink.

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 6, 2009 1:05 PM.

i just picture this and the Hoffing goes right out of my head. Perfect cure and works every time

http://tinyurl.com/l4fldn

said Sheriff Pablo on July 6, 2009 8:18 PM.

Although I wouldn't kick her from my bed, I don't think she's that hot...
And in this photo in particular, she's a little creepy.

said Leonardo Carvalho on July 6, 2009 8:26 PM.

How bout Megan Fox:
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/06/this-is-getting-out-of-hand/

The Babe Ruth of hot chics.

said E on July 6, 2009 10:47 PM.

Sheriff,

From the bottom of my heart; thank you for that pic.

Your friend,

Tim

said Tim on July 7, 2009 12:25 PM.

Then you'll love this Tim.

http://tinyurl.com/nmnyn5

said Baierman on July 7, 2009 12:31 PM.

Uh, no. I was referring to the JLH pics. Megan Fox is a nasty whore.

said Tim on July 7, 2009 1:22 PM.

Megan Fox's next flick looks awesome. She's like some bi-sexual vampire chic. H4WT (as the kids say).

Watch out for BMans link though. It's not entirely SFW.

Tim, when you throw mud at the Mona Lisa you only besmirch yourself.

said E on July 7, 2009 1:28 PM.

Mona Lisa?!?! Blasphemy!

More like the second coming of Angelina Jolie.

said Tim on July 7, 2009 1:49 PM.

Thats what she reminds me of too Tim. I thought Angelina was hot back in the day, before she got anorexic and tattooed into oblivion and adopted 27 kids.

2 more for ya Timbo

http://tinyurl.com/kvdv9p

http://tinyurl.com/n4dx6j

said Sheriff Pablo on July 7, 2009 6:49 PM.

Yo, Baierman. Your link should be titled...../End of a career.

"Oh, yeah that Fox somebody was in a movie once."

said EffenIdontcare on July 7, 2009 9:28 PM.

My sister has a sorority sister that looks so much like JLH... yeah i always drool when she comes over.

said etantao on July 8, 2009 10:37 AM.

For all the Megan Fox lovers...
http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=434881&showcomments=true&rss=yes

said Evangeline on July 12, 2009 11:41 PM.

Megan is good looking but she doesn't always make a lot of sense. As a guy, I have to say, this doesn't really surprise me.

said E on July 13, 2009 12:08 AM.

Megan Fox is an inspiration for all the Airhead Hot chicks out there. You too can be a success based solely on your looks!

said Sheriff Pablo on July 13, 2009 12:03 PM.

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Who is the Hottest Chick alive. By Dave on May 13, 2009	Reply
So the topic for discussion in my office today is, who is the hottest chick alive. The rules: 1. Has to be a celebrity or musician. 2. Has to be the chick as of today. (Can't be Angelina Jolie 5 years ago.) That's it, oh, and you can't name the same person. Megan Fox has been named already. Discuss.