Johnny and I are taping an episode of 3 Chords and the Truth tonight, and we thought we'd take some questions from the public.
If you have anything you want answered, put the questions below. We're having a third party (Raoul) go through them and pick out the gems. That way, we won't know what's coming beforehand. So send them our way!
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1. Does the universe have an edge?
2. If a point has no dimension, only location, and there is always room to put another point between two points, does that mean the space between two points is infinite?
If there was a bus of 18 yr old cheerleaders, a truck load of rednecks, a car full of metal heads and a bus of nuns. all collided at a 4 way stop near a seven eleven. which would die and how many would become impregnated? now throw coke into the equation. how fast would it happen?
Who do you think is the most over-rated monkey actor in cinematic history?
If, in a tragic elephant-related fire, Eddie Izzard lost his wardrobe and Ricky Gervais lost his sense of humor, is Johnny prepared to fulfill the respective duties of both?
What was your favorite cheap crappy toy from childhood?
If you were forced, at gun-point, to perform an impromptu lip-synch to a popular song that would then be broadcast on YouTube, which song would you pick that would both prevent you from being shot for incompetence, but wouldn't completely humiliate you for knowing the lyrics to in front of the entire world?
For example, I couldn't do "Hard Rain" by Bob Dylan, because I can't remember the lyrics, and would be shot. Conversely, I could do "We Didn't Start the Fire" without getting shot, but would be mortally humiliated if anyone ever caught me doing it. So, I'd probably have to settle for "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.: I can passably recall the lyrics, but no one would probably care if I lip-synched them on YouTube (and most of my friends would understand that I did it under duress, anyway.)
Which one of you is better at polo?
Which one is better at Marco Polo?
Which one is more likely to cheat at Marco Polo?
Which one of you is more likely to wear Johnny's Polo after a famous monkey peed on it, just so you could say, "Hey, look! A famous monkey peed on my shirt!"
Who'd win in a fight - JW or Echo?
Who gets more chics?
Who was the hottest chic to do the Letterman show while you were there?
Read any good books lately?
Since Dogs and cats have 4 legs and no arms, do they have legpits instead of armpits, or do they have two groins?
If a train leaves Cleveland traveling at 60 miles and hour and another train leaves New York traveling at 45 miles an hour, how can you tell which girls are sure to put out on the first date?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Will artificial sweetener cause you to get cavities in your dentures?
Why do advertising people talk about "free gifts"? Aren't all gifts free?
Does killing time damage eternity?
A fool and his money are soon parted, but how the hell did they get together in the first place?
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to pay to get her friends to come play with her?
Thanks for the questions guys! We had a lot of fun answering them that we had to break them up into two different episodes. (Leonardo- we taped them before your questions went up, but we'll try to get to those at a later date.)
1. Does the universe have an edge?
2. If a point has no dimension, only location, and there is always room to put another point between two points, does that mean the space between two points is infinite?
3. Is it cold, or do you ride the bus?
How much money is enough?
Is Scaramouch really bald, or does he shave. Or a combination of both?
Is it alright to eat an animal that dies of natural causes?
If one of the Loyal 77 dies, how will we know?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Where did the unicorns go?
If there was a bus of 18 yr old cheerleaders, a truck load of rednecks, a car full of metal heads and a bus of nuns. all collided at a 4 way stop near a seven eleven. which would die and how many would become impregnated? now throw coke into the equation. how fast would it happen?
Who do you think is the most over-rated monkey actor in cinematic history?
If, in a tragic elephant-related fire, Eddie Izzard lost his wardrobe and Ricky Gervais lost his sense of humor, is Johnny prepared to fulfill the respective duties of both?
What was your favorite cheap crappy toy from childhood?
If you were forced, at gun-point, to perform an impromptu lip-synch to a popular song that would then be broadcast on YouTube, which song would you pick that would both prevent you from being shot for incompetence, but wouldn't completely humiliate you for knowing the lyrics to in front of the entire world?
For example, I couldn't do "Hard Rain" by Bob Dylan, because I can't remember the lyrics, and would be shot. Conversely, I could do "We Didn't Start the Fire" without getting shot, but would be mortally humiliated if anyone ever caught me doing it. So, I'd probably have to settle for "Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.: I can passably recall the lyrics, but no one would probably care if I lip-synched them on YouTube (and most of my friends would understand that I did it under duress, anyway.)
Which one of you is better at polo?
Which one is better at Marco Polo?
Which one is more likely to cheat at Marco Polo?
Which one of you is more likely to wear Johnny's Polo after a famous monkey peed on it, just so you could say, "Hey, look! A famous monkey peed on my shirt!"
What's more important - the 3 cords or the truth?
Who'd win in a fight - JW or Echo?
Who gets more chics?
Who was the hottest chic to do the Letterman show while you were there?
Read any good books lately?
Since Dogs and cats have 4 legs and no arms, do they have legpits instead of armpits, or do they have two groins?
If a train leaves Cleveland traveling at 60 miles and hour and another train leaves New York traveling at 45 miles an hour, how can you tell which girls are sure to put out on the first date?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Will artificial sweetener cause you to get cavities in your dentures?
Why do advertising people talk about "free gifts"? Aren't all gifts free?
Does killing time damage eternity?
A fool and his money are soon parted, but how the hell did they get together in the first place?
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If Barbie is so popular, why do I have to pay to get her friends to come play with her?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
What is most memorable from your days working at Letterman? Was there an important lesson learned?
If given the opportunity to be part of a writing team for television again, would you do it? Why or why not?
Has anyone ever recognized you as a writer for YBNBY? If so, were you able to disarm them before they got a shot off?
How is Echo's career as a stunt-groom going?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower and then he walks around all day with no pants on?
If you call a bike shop to ask if their business goes in cycles will they refer you to a spokesman?
Which word is funnier - Ham or Chicken?
You know how in interviews they always ask something like,
"What is your main weakness?"
What's a good answer for this?
JW - Do as many people pick fights with you in real life as do online?
Where did johnny get that spiffy hat?
Is Echo Sonic the Hedgehog's Stunt double?
Seriously though, can the L77 just get a general shoutout?
Do you think Susan Boyle would make a respectable replacement for Freddy Mercury?
William Shatner: Over the top cornball or Artistic genius?
Should I have the Crispy Orange Chicken Bowl or the A.1.® Steakhouse Burger?
Echo - Is Johnny a fat ass?
If one were to get suspended from the L77 are the membership dues refundable?
Who's going to win the NBA finals?
BTW Pablo, regarding Shatner - both. Over the top AND genius.
Will my YBNBY T-shirt ever arrive?
Does Baierman has three heads or that was a drunk shot?
Is Raoul dating one of you guys?
Will Dave come back?
Is Elvis really dead?
Which one of you dress-up like a goose to assault people running on the park?
Is it too late to ask a question?
Thanks for the questions guys! We had a lot of fun answering them that we had to break them up into two different episodes. (Leonardo- we taped them before your questions went up, but we'll try to get to those at a later date.)
Thanks Echo... I'll be waiting... and I'll check the other answers when they air...
Thanks for the questions. We'll definitely do another "mailbag" episode.
3 major chords...or...3 minor chords?
The "Real" truth or just sorta the truth?
Effen, no matter what the guys say, they don't have the real truth... It's out there.
So, Leo, just "sorta the truth" is the best we can hope for? I can live with that!
So far, the guys have not let me down! (sorta)