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Auto-erotic Asphyxiation... Am I missing something?

By LostInDaJungle on Jun 9, 2009

With the recent news of David Carradine found hanging by his neck with his man bits roped off for the ushers and many related stories of people found hanging themselves while jerkin' the gherkin, I have to ask...

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation... Am I missing something?

Tom Waits has the classic line about "Sure, I do it... I mean, I'm not wierd about it, I don't tie myself up first..." And it gets a laugh because, well, how silly is that? Apparently Tom was missing out.

So, it's no secret that this is something that can kill you. Once a week we're finding another guy wearing bondage gear in his shower with his manhood in his hand and a rope around his neck, dead. And next week there will some other loser going to meet the lord with his pecker in hand.

And yet... People continue. Is this so great that it's worth death? For Chrissakes, Carradine was in Bangkok where you can get a BJ for $5 on any corner of the city, $10 if you insist on the BJ coming from a woman. It couldn't have been that hard for him to pick up a chick in a bar, right? Instead, he's upstairs whacking in the wardrobe while wearing a hemp necklace.

So, choking yourself while you cuddle the kielbasa is better than a BJ from a cheap underage Asian whore? Really? No... Really? There are few things in life better than a BJ from an underage Asian whore.

So, L77... Tell me, am I missing something here? Anyone care to share their experiences taking their astronaut for a moon walk with no helmet? Apparently this is something worth risking your life for even with the knowledge that when you do finally take a little too long getting the cobra to spit your body will be found in the most embarrassing way possible. Have I been deprived of one of the great treats known to mankind?

20 Replies

If people keep on doing it there must be something to it, unfortunately I enjoy breathing, living, growing old etc. too much to risk my life flogging the bishop.

BTW, "meeting the lord with his pecker in his hand" made me choke on my coffee.

said Sheriff Pablo on June 9, 2009 10:18 AM.

first time I ever heard about it was in the movie .. rising sun .. sean connery and wesley snipes .. the dead girl on the pool table had been auto-erotic asphixiated .. or was thought to be .. meh ! ..

said alex on June 9, 2009 10:33 AM.

Everyday could use a little Carlin:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9i53d_bobsblitzcom-audio-george-carlin-on_fun

I'd stick with the normal and common way of jacking off, watching Japanese game shows and with some peanut butter.

said etantao on June 11, 2009 5:18 PM.

Good one Etantao. classic!

said Sheriff Pablo on June 11, 2009 8:45 PM.

peanut butter is normal ? .. cool .. smooth or crunchy ?

said alex on June 11, 2009 11:31 PM.

Interesting, alex.
I have never heard of female auto-erotic asphixiate, always hear of male attempts.
But, it was a movie you mentioned.
I wonder, if there are news stories of female attempts?

said EffenIdontcare on June 12, 2009 1:04 AM.

Alex, It depends on whether or not you like it rough.

said Sheriff Pablo on June 12, 2009 9:15 AM.

sp ... define "rough" ...

effen .. I think that more goes on than you and I know .. or care to know .. or could even imagine .. have you seen the movie "taken" ? ..

said alex on June 12, 2009 10:00 AM.

Alex, first smooth peanut butter and then crunchy just to be a bit adventurous.

the only time I've heard the female type mentioned was in a Law and Order episode. the woman was hanging from a ceiling jig she put up while she masturbated. Of course it was network TV so they only showed the jig and talked about it.

http://www.charonboat.com/item/128
NSFW i guess

said etantao on June 12, 2009 10:56 AM.

Smooth is nice, but crunchy can leave scars.

said Sheriff Pablo on June 12, 2009 6:12 PM.

The only thing I want to add to this is that the Tom Waits quote Jungle used is from his best record. It's from the intro to "Better Off Without a Wife" on the "Nighthawks at the Diner" album. Get it.

I do have some thoughts about this strange practice, but I think I'm going to save them from the next 3 Chords & the Truth.

said Johnny Wright on June 14, 2009 7:24 AM.

please tell me you're not going to give us a history of the practice while Echo furiously masturbates in the background with a rope around his neck......

said Sheriff Pablo on June 14, 2009 3:27 PM.

That's roughly the idea. It's a combination of a history lesson and performance art piece.

said Johnny Wright on June 14, 2009 7:04 PM.

Just remember to check if he's still breathing once in a while.

Although death due to Masturbatory accident seems a fitting end for a YBNBYer...

said Sheriff Pablo on June 14, 2009 7:24 PM.

Speaking of dangerous sexual practices, let me commend the story GUTS -
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
by Chuck Palahniuik, (Fight Club). It is very memorable, safe for work, and hey, don't you want to know what 'pearl diving' is?

said E on June 15, 2009 12:11 PM.

*breathes* .. nuff said ..

said alex on June 15, 2009 1:24 PM.

E, I have read it before, think you had put it up here once...
"Pearl diving" is the worst/best story, depending on the point of view.

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 15, 2009 1:33 PM.

I know. I'm a fan. Biggest gross out ever! I cringe just thinking about it.

said E on June 15, 2009 2:00 PM.

Me too... just thinking about a suction disemboweling scares the shit off me...

said Leonardo Carvalho on June 15, 2009 6:48 PM.

Damn. Very well written though.

said etantao on June 15, 2009 8:03 PM.

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation... Am I missing something?

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