Occasionally spam email will get through to my inbox.
Usually it's because the spammer had fun or got creative with the subject line.
This morning I read this spam jem: "Turbines for your meat jet." It made me laugh, before I deleted it.
So lets reserve this space for any other creative titles of spam emails that you receive.
(Just remember, don't open them)
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Yo... I have just got a ton of spam coming as if they were news flashes about the Air France Air Bus... Reuters, NYTimes, and others. Of course, also got some "see pictures from the last moments of the flight" or "this pic has been taken seconds before the air plane hit the water"...
The photos never opened, but I don't know why my PC keeps opening strange websites all by itself, my money is being drowned from my account and all my friends are calling me asking to stop sending them "v14gr4 for fr33" emails...
and from what I've heard there are all kinds of ways they can fuck with you ... I guess my mind just isn't built that way .. I know enough to stay away from "if it's too good to be true ... " but not enough to see the scam before it plays out ..
I've got:
"See Michael Jackson's deceased photos"
inside, a link I had to click in order to download "mjackson.dead.jpg.zip.exe"
No file came after I clicked, only a warning in Russian, and now my hard drive sounds like a chopper and my modem's link lights blink like a x-mas tree... what did I do wrong?
you have to enter your credit card number to verify that you are old enough to see those photos. then you won't have to worry about the noises anymore...
Yo... I have just got a ton of spam coming as if they were news flashes about the Air France Air Bus... Reuters, NYTimes, and others. Of course, also got some "see pictures from the last moments of the flight" or "this pic has been taken seconds before the air plane hit the water"...
The photos never opened, but I don't know why my PC keeps opening strange websites all by itself, my money is being drowned from my account and all my friends are calling me asking to stop sending them "v14gr4 for fr33" emails...
What could have happened?
Uh, by the way... FIRST!!
hahahaha
Haven't had anything particularly creative lately, but i can apparently make a lot of money by getting a nursing degree.....
Heck, Sheriff, all I need is Google on my side and the money will be rolling in as I sleep! No education needed.
still getting the .. "please help me I'm in (african country of choice) and need money" emails .. does that scam even still work ? ..
I Love those emails where some nigerian prince wants you to launder his money for him.
There's all kinds of ways you can fuck with those people!
and from what I've heard there are all kinds of ways they can fuck with you ... I guess my mind just isn't built that way .. I know enough to stay away from "if it's too good to be true ... " but not enough to see the scam before it plays out ..
http://www.419eater.com
This guy is good at what he does.
man oh man sp .. how do you know about all this stuff ?? .. I am soooooo out of the loop ! .. *sits with sp .. eats a cookie* ...
Simple Alex, I spend WAY too much time on the internet. Got any more of them cookies?
choc chip or raisen oatmeal ? .. made em myself .. and of course I have the "special cookies" for the special people ..
I don't have TV service anymore sp .. I get my content over the net too .. from movies to music to news .. we're both pixels !
i'm about 2 steps away from being the Lawnmower man. Just digitize myself and jump through my modem.
Oatmeal raisin please, unless you think i'm special enough for a special cookie...
sp you are the specialist of the special .. anything you want you got it ..
Imagine the possibilities of a lovely lady telling me that.....;)
now that is TRULY inspirational!
*grins*
All these people today want to redesign my website.
Is that code for HTML design. Or a sneaky way to increase my girth?
Naw, if they wanted to increase your girth they ask you if they can upgrade your Hard Drive.
2 winners in my email "box" this morning...
"Cheat on your spouse. Cam with me"
"God showed me the way to earn online."
Even funnier if they were from the same person...
I've got:
"See Michael Jackson's deceased photos"
inside, a link I had to click in order to download "mjackson.dead.jpg.zip.exe"
No file came after I clicked, only a warning in Russian, and now my hard drive sounds like a chopper and my modem's link lights blink like a x-mas tree... what did I do wrong?
you have to enter your credit card number to verify that you are old enough to see those photos. then you won't have to worry about the noises anymore...