Butter finger Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

I get the Will Wheaton part but the rest about Star Trek TNG is something to be proud of! It will forever rock my friend.

I admit I like a song by Taylor Swift... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlbB7qt6v_0

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... I used to watch the re-runs... It was extra funny when Carlton started dancing...

And the most embarrassing of all... I used to like Right Said Fred's songs. Way back in the past when I used to hang on with a girlfriend on night clubs... more for the funny-cheesy lyrics than for the band. And no, I've never walked around dressed like them singing on the streets.

C+C music factory. I Can't help it, them beats are catchy.

Agreed Pablo. Totally...

As snobby as I am, I do have one. I love Wipeout. People falling down just kills me.

My guilty pleasure is enjoying Johnny Wright posts.
Can youbelieve it?

Will Wheaton is cool. If any of you are DnD players or Penny Arcade fans go checkout the poscaats of the PA guys playing with Will it's hilarious as is his blog. Nothing wrong with liking TNG. I watched it all the time and in reruns. I was on a Voyager kick for a while and then I realized that I had to add Star Trek to the list is things that make me a complete and total need and geek.

Sometimes get hooked on pop girl singer songs like those "singers" that don't do anything other then look slutty. :sigh: There I said it. It's so embarrassing being a punk (yes really I am not one of those poser 'punks' to get an Brittany Spears of Avril Levine stuck in my head. It makes me feel dirty.

I have a total crush on Alton Brown of Goods Eats fame. It's the whole geek that can cook thing.

I am one of those women who like porn. My husband is usually the one who says the line "Why do you want to watch that?" calm down boys

Best compliment I have received all month Frank.

The Jerky Boys.

The Jerky Boys were F'in HILARIOUS Cindy. If that's a guilty pleasure add me too.

Hell Yeah!

NASCAR

Chick Rock (the mostly acoustic guitar / piano infused Tori Amos/Melissa Ethridge/Rachael Yammagatta/Colbie Callet type stuff.)

Twizzler's Pull 'n Peel.
Trips to Disneyland with my annual passport just for the cherry sours candy and Bengal BBQ
The Girls Next Door
Collecting toys from fast food kids meals (current conquest: Star Trek toys from BK)

Easy Cheese & Doritos

Vicky, no joke, my brother was at Disneyland a couple months ago and sent me two bags of Goofy's Sour Balls. One of my favorite candies. And Bengal BBQ is delicious. Followed by a Dole Whip.

You can see the candy here:

http://johnnywright-chilledmonkeybrains.blogspot.com/2009/03/sour-ball-b-day-package.html

Goofy's sour balls may be a great candy, but you'd think the marketing people would come up with a better name.....yeesh

Agreed Pablo... I wouldn't like to say "Oh, My mouths is plenty with Goofy's sour balls. It's awesome!"..

And.............the conversation moves back to balls once again.....

The Hills.

Oatmeal Cream Pie Sandwiches.

Take 2 oatmeal cream pies (The Big ones), and make a PB and J with them as the bread. Probably has about a thousand calories, but it is Sooooo Good.

Nihil, the conversation ALWAYS returns to one of the 3 Bs.

Balls, Boobs, or Bacon

easy listening.

Pablo, back when they were around C+C music factory set the dance floor off at Fort Ram. Catchy as hell indeed. Marky Mark did too. Damn. I can taste the 25 cent beer now.

Pablo, the three Bs sound like a fun evening

Oh they are, It can get a bit slippery, but definitely a great combination....;)

Good call, Johnny Wright. The Dole whip is delicious, but the line is as long as one of the rides! I'm excited that someone knew what I was talking about with the sour balls.
Next time I go, I'll be sure to buy you some! Do you prefer the assorted, or the cherry by itself (like me)?

The assorted. I can go through a bag a day.

Funnel Cakes.

Mallo-mars

alright JW, going to Disneyland this weekend, remind me to buy the balls

Don't joke around like that Vicky. Not with candy.

Now that I'm watching " This Filthy World" I have to say John Waters and his movies.

Balls in hand...cherry flavor. Who's comin with me?

Well, if you had my balls in your hand, I'd DEFINITELY be coming with you....

Ha! Another one I walked right into, Sheriff! Somehow I doubt that yours are cherry flavored tho....

Depends on how many cherries I eat...

I'd think they'd be more salty than sour though.

Cocaine and firearms

Vicky. Sheriff. That like exchange has me rolling.
Chad added the cherry on top.

Baierman, you can always count on me for a good joke about balls.

Chad, you sir are the Tony Montana of the forum. Just don't ask anyone to "Say hello to your little friend" unless you make sure they're over 18 first...

Getting back on topic....

Guilty Pleasure:

Sandra Bullock movies

Wondering what it would be like to party with Tara Reid...

Balls

Why does that make you feel guilty Vicky? I think this is a problem that nees thorough analysis...

That reminds me, I think I left my shaving cream on your nightstand, Vicky.

Sheriff, are you talking rubber gloves thorough? Or just a simple exam?

Tim, yes the can of shaving cream WAS on my nightstand, although it appears to have mysteriously grown legs and walked away. Hmm...curious.

That's useful information.

I think you should lie down on my couch and tell me all about it Vicky.

I offer a combination Psychiatric exam/massage therapy session,and for you it's absolutely free!...;)

I accept Sheriff...let the therapy begin

So....Why do you like balls?

Well Doctor Pablo, it all started at my 10th birthday....
My mom, being the fair and wonderful woman that she was, decided to offer me a choice of presents that year. I could choose the newest Barbie, or anything else in that price range. So, we went to Toys R Us and I walked every aisle. The Barbie aisle in TRU was phenomenal...heaven when you're a 10 year old girl. However, something else caught my eye this particular year. I happened to wander and found the section where all the balls were kept. As I was trying to retrieve a pretty, swirly ball from the ball cage, when something unexpected happened. I was attempting to wedge a ball out from underneath and the whole cage of balls came rushing out, nearly knocking me to the floor. When all the balls had come out, I noticed two smallish pink, shiny ones leftover in the cage. Identical, matching pink balls. Well, I decided to get them. My mom was surprised I had not selected the Malibu Barbie, but she didn't ask questions.
And so began a true passion for my balls. I used them when I played jacks, I used them to bounce off the walls, I used them in the backyard pool that summer. I remember thinking how nice it would have been if my two matching balls had come in their own bag....a ball sack if you will. So when I was a teenager, and found out that boys happened to have a fun sack for their balls....

My guilty pleasure would have to be ... *the horror* Boxed oreo cheese cake :S

let me explain though... I am somewhat known as a good (read really good) baker. people call me up and ask to buy my stuff at embarrassing prices. I make a french vanilla creme brulee cheesecake that is out of this world, but when given the option I'm going for that boxed oreo cheese cake every single time.
Dont tell anyone. I beg.
:P

Every cook has his/her sin... hahaha...
Maybe that's because you don't need to bake it... haha... Just kidding.

Welcome Evangeline!

LOL Leo, there's definatly something in that.
And thanks :)

Like the Ghost of Michael Jackson, I'm riveted to Vicky and her story of ball sacks.

P.S. Should you desire, Vicky, I specialize in surgery that will allow access to said equipment 24/7.

For someone who listens to as much metal and alternative as I do, easily the biggest guilty pleasures I have are the pop stylings of one miss Kelly Clarkson.

Kelly Clarkson's got some chops man. No shame there.

*Goes back to eagerly hanging on Vicky's every word*

Effen, my obsession for them did not decrease.

Evangeline, please feel free to bake for the Loyal 77, we always accept baked goods. Welcome to our shenanigans!

Tim, surgery will not be necessary, thank you.
P.S. You're a dirty, dirty, dirty little monkey! Don't ever forget my safe word ;oX

Sheriff, please don't hang on every word, I often talk to much. I especially talk too much when I haven't had enough sleep or enough sex. If ya want something to hang on to, I think I can accomodate you with something far better than words.

Oh vicky you tease...I'm too large of a man to hang from very many things without breaking them. I got some things that YOU can hang on to if you want though...

Contrary to popular belief, I don't hang from things either.

Things hang from me.

Tru dat, Effen...

Oh, I forgot my real guilty pleasure.
The twilight saga. dont tell anyone 'k?

In the spirit of friendship and goodwill i will not comment about Twilight. That is how much friendship and goodwill means to me...

*Bites tongue*

Tim, that's true. I can vouch for you on that one.
Effen, I never take video....no evidence

And Sheriff, I don't break easily ;oP

Don't say such things Vicky unless you're willing to put them to the test. ; )

Photos or I won't believe!

I might be willing, if.....
a) you weren't married
AND
b) you were living in So Cal (or I in Michigan)
AND
c) I knew you in person (as opposed to online)

This is because funny guys who.....aren't breakable... are exactly my type =o)

Unfortunately, all of us good ones are either married or gay.

Online don't mean nothing though, that's where my wife and I met.

Hmmm.....

Actually I probably wouldn't tell my friends....when you talk about how good the pie is, everyone will want a piece

Off topic, slightly on topic...

How do you take your coffee?

I Like my coffee like i like my women...

Ground up and in the freezer. KIDDING!

Seriously though I Take it Strong enough to pour itself, with lotsa cream, lotsa sugar.

I take my coffee orally.

I don't take coffee...actually.
I'm more of a soda girl

sometimes i wish i could take my coffee intraveinously, but alas, i have to drink it.

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap bag, and tossed on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez."

-Patton Oswalt

not drip coffee. drip coffee makes me sad. If you arent going to make espresso then at least get out a french press. Its quicker and doesnt burn the coffee.
I like mine with milk and 1 1/2 sugars. Its how I stay so sweet.

Straight black. Maybe cream if it's not good stuff.

Hell yeah. No fake screams, real women and no silicon dolls... the worst amateur video is better than any professional flick...

Amen Effen.
I hate all those made up schemes. Also, no girl behaves as those girls--ask anyone you date for an A2M and see how she reacts--and nothing goes right that way. Plus, not all of us guys have "some physical" resemblance with a horse and can stand for almost an hour turning and jumping and rolling like that.

Uh... sorry for the typo, by "silicon" I meant to write "silicone"...