Does once a week with someone else's significant other count?
I'm my defence though, I didn't know she was married when I got involved.

This is a stimulating topic...

I'd say average is about every other day.

Twice daily, three times on Thursdays.

Geez, Scaramouch, you wanted an answer so bad that you posted the forums on the main page, but we had to wait for Cindy's contribution.

Ask me again next week when the kids are at camp and I'm on my honeymoon. But that might skew the stats.

Now that we have Cindy's answer, I looking forward to hearing Scara's.

I like Vicky's answer. She gave an average, but didn't claim it to be HER average.

3 - 4 times a week, mother nature permitting. sometimes 2 or 3 times a day, if the kids are off at the ex-wife's

As often as possible.

Tim, that is my average. When I'm in a relationship I'm a daily kind of girl. When I'm not in a relationship, like now, then it's not at all. So every other day is about average.
Does my math make sense?

When it comes to how often everyone is having sex, noone's math makes any sense to me.

... and here I thought that I wasn't getting enough sleep.

I do the laundry once a week. Any more would be excessive imho.

sex is calculated through advanced calculus and trigonometry. It only LOOKS like the math doesn't add up.

Add a bed.
Subract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And Multiply.

(5th grade rules!)

Yeah, what Lost said....and then some.

...and then a little more.

more is good

It's like at a riot. Take whatever you can get.

so....sex is a riot? Hmm...people running, glass breaking, cops missing, news copters swarming, Rodney King saying "can't we all just get along?" at the press conference later...yeah sounds about right

Those post-sex press conferences are relationship killers.

Vicky, only if you're doing it right.

And the looting, don't forget the looting!

Always try to get a souvenir.

Gee, you would not believe how depressed I am right now.

See? that's why you always get a souvenir!

are we counting online sex as well as offline sex ?

Alex, having "Intel Inside" is still just chicken-choking Gen-X style. Give me a lap dance over a laptop any day of the week.

What if you had a force feedback codpiece?

Pablo, only if it's warm and wet and makes little moans and will get me a bottle of Gatorade from the fridge afterward.

For that, you need to go to japan i think.

what is a force feedback codpiece ?

I really hope you're being sarcastic alex...;)

*blushes* ... no .. I'm not .. s'plain it to me lucy like I'm a 5 year old ... what is a force feedback codpiece ?

Let's just say it would be the ultimate cybersex simulator? (I'd never explain it to a five year old). Think Virtual Reality Jockstrap.

You kids and your crazy gadgets.

with or without batteries ?

At this point i could probably be USB powered, but if you want it to go make you a sandwich afterwards or something you'd probably need batteries...

IT could be usb powered....

Damn Typos, I am powered by red meat and nicotine.

Sheriff, if it's going to be an USB device, you should be able to send in/out some data.
Since you have a force-feedback USB codpiece, why not making a force-feedback USB dildo... So you could connect 'em thru the interwebs, and each could have an accelerometer capturing the movement and sending to the other end, to be reproduced by the ffb system.
That would be the ultimate cybersex simulator.

leo .. you have a lot of time on your hands don't you ? .. the way your mind works is inspirational ..

It's amazing that technology has nearly advanced to the point where people on opposite sides of the planet can bone.

It is truly inspirational.

apparently I need to have a serious talk with my husband...
at the moment its about once every 10 days.

Evangeline, you poor neglected woman...

Yay! I'm special.
And yes indeed pablo. Pity me.

I do! You're new here so let me re-state the sheriff's policy.

As a husband, it is my purpose in life to ensure that my wife walks around with a smile on her face and a spring in her step at all times, no matter the circumstance. I try to never leave the house without making my wife "smile" first.

If all men lived up to this policy, there'd be alot more happy women in the world. IMHO

Sheriff Pablo,
Sorry, to inform.....It ain't always that easy.
I wish it were.

you just have to dedicate yourself to the cause.

Give of yourself selflessly, and good things will happen my friend.

S.P.
You are a "positive" guy and that is commendable! Very much so.
But,
What happens when they stop "appreciating" and start "expecting" all those wonderful things you do?
I am afraid, if you do not think this will happen...you may have blinders on.
(this is a general observation, not, for everyone hopefully)
And, in no way am I implying this will include you.

I suppose a lady could get addicted to the good Lovin, But when she starts expecting instead of appreciating, you just get her close to the edge and leave her hanging once or twice. She'll remember to appreciate then.

My wife's pretty decent about the whole thing. I don't know if she appreciates, expects or both, i just like doing it. And when you find a job you like, you never work a day in your life!

Thus spoke Sheriff Pablo McLovin'.

But that is so true.