I've been trying to find an idea for some kind of gift/prank for my friend's Bachelor Party. I want it to be something he'll never forget, teetering on that fine line between hilarity and total embarrassment but without regret.
I would love to hear about your favorite pranks and as incentive, should I choose your submission, you'll be rewarded with several 4x6 color photographs of the prank taking place and an authentic kangaroo scrotum change purse.
To further qualify;
We are all gentlemen, or at least aspire to be, so anything involving prostitution or animal cruelty is completely out of the question.
"We are all gentlemen, or at least aspire to be, so anything involving prostitution or animal cruelty is completely out of the question. "
Well, there goes the Donkey Show idea....Give me a bit and i'll come up with something.
Sleep with his fiancee. Always a funny one.
Hire his future mother in law as a stripper for the party. Everyone has a price.
roofi-colladas. to add a bit more flare try adding some viagra in the mix. but then you're bordering on breaking your rules.
Photoshop his fiance's head onto some porn pic and put copies on the telephone pole by the subway station with a note saying - "Escort services by Jenny. For a good time call 865-5309. [or whatever]".
Or just make some copies and put them in your wallet and at the party, after a few drinks ask him - "Do you have any pictures of your fiance naked?"
"No!"
"Do you want to buy some?"
Then you whip out the pics. Ha!
Or get some slick stationary and send off a missive to the little lady notifying her that the Gonnorhea control commitee wants her to come in as she's been listed as a possible victim of [name of hubby].
Or just let him get married peacefully. He'll suffer soon enough. Why add to it?
You could also put some Habenero oil in their bottle of lube. That'd be a night to remember.
Is there a local senior center nearby?
Rent it out and throw the party there. Invite the residents, play bridge, Sinatra and serve prune juice.
A boring time will be had by all.
Then the limo arrives to take you somewhere fun.
I like the Photoshop idea E. It could be used in conjunction with some other shenanigans for a grander plan.
Baierman I think the Senior Center idea lacks staying power but you are definitely on the right track.
Did I mention there's a kangaroo ball sack up for grabs?
http://usera.ImageCave.com/chadhead/roo.JPG
(there's a link buried there in the red)
Male strippers always make for an uncomfortable evening in a straight crowd. Just let the strippers know it is a joke and not for the whole evening!
One of my hubbys friends got married recently. For his bachelor party it was the usual bars and strip clubs. The guy was very well behaved by all accounts, but we had devised a plan to pay him back for past pranks. hubby and his mate spent all night dabbing cheap perfume on his clothes while one of them distracted him. He went home smelling like a very cheap whore. It was mean but hilarious.