I always like a lyric from a Megadeth song...

"Beware my friends, as you pass by. As you are now, so once was I As I am now, so you must be. Prepare my friends to follow me ..."

Kinda long, but almost guaranteed to make anyone reading it on a gravestone to be a little creeped out.

Either that or just put

"He was HUGE"

"Pardon me for not getting up."

Johnny Wright

(Google that phrase, kids.)

"I knew this would happen."

'See? I told you I was hardcore!'

I think I'll go with my favorite high school year book quote.

"Have a great Summer. See you next year."

I believe this is a Tom Petty lyric, I've always found it to be an interesting sentence. I think it would fit my life:

"People come and people go. Some grow young and some grow cold"

He did it.. Right.

I also kind of want something simple...
"she loved and people loved her"

I was alot of things but being a father was the best.

He never crossed a picket line.

Environmentalist ... worm food

Heard an interview with Kathleen Turner. She says hers will say "More man then you'll ever be. And more woman than you'll ever get."

Never got right with God or Santa