Quiet? I snore loud enough to wake the neighbors!

Now, let me go have a look at that link and see what all the fuss is about.

Thats very close at least to me. Thinking is about 70% of the whole. Sometimes I am a little vocal but thats kinda rare.

I was laughing out loud reading this! In my experience with the opposite sex, this is pretty much true. It takes a miracle to get dudes to whisper sweet nothings (aka talk dirty in a girl-pleasing way). Once in a great while you hear a grunt, but that's pretty much it.
When people say "I could hear them having sex" they mean they hear the woman during sex. Or...the bed hitting the wall.

I have three kids, So when the wife and I are going at it we have to basically hold a hand over each other's mouths. Silence is GOLDEN when you have kids in the house

Hmm....I don't have kids.
I DO live in an apartment with walls about as thin as paper so when I have a boyfriend we have to be a little quieter so the neighbors don't complain

I loved this...

I figure if the neighbors complain it's only because they aren't getting any themselves...
I make sure we're considerate about what time of day the magic happens--if it's late, I'm quieter.

I figure I'll have to be quiet when I have kids, so I'm enjoying the ability to vocalize while I can.
I can be super quiet while at other people's houses, though...that's actually a turn on to see just how quiet we can be...

SO, welcome back. Hope the first semester is going okay.

Gotta read it later, but I agree with Pablo upfront. I have a lil' daughter, plus, one of my sis in law is always crashing at home, so we have to curb our enthusiasm a little bit.
Although most of the times I "make the wife smile" it comes as a laughter, we try to muffle our howls and growls, as much as we can.

Hey SO, don't be too quiet here in the forums. Is it all OK?

Vicky, the times when I was living in an apartment were my loudest times. I had loud neighbours, so my payback came in a field they had no energy to fight back.

That's tru-ish. I'm quiet lest I say anything fucked up and get sidetracked...

As for girl-friendly sweet nothings, I go with "You're awesome." Not exactly suave but sincere.

Sincere is wayyyy better than suave any day!

And I'm sure that if I'm ever lucky enough to marry the man of my dreams and have children, I'll have to ride the quiet train, too.

I had a girlfriend that liked the dirty talk ... couldn't achieve without it. I'd have to keep post-it notes on the waterbed mirror just to keep things running smoothly.

I had to dump the filthy slut when I ran out of material.

Tim! You can use the same material over again. Being called a filthy slut never gets old

I finally could take the time to read it.

I laughed my arse off. Now, after years living with my wife, it's easy to tell what's happening according to how she reacts. But in the beginning it was sort like that, but let me drop my 2 cents in...
I just acted like this, in my youth days, when I did care about the girl I was with. Were I with some one night stand or any other easy going friends I had, I used to worry more about me than her.
And also, I had to be quiet because usually we were at someplace where we could be caught with the pants in the hands.
I was in the backseat of a patrol once and it's not good.

turn on the music and get in the shower .. I figure that it's all muffled sound then and if the neighbors want to press their ears against the wall to try and distinguish exactly what is going on then they should go for it .. I'd rather be in the shower all soapy and having fun than have my ear against the wall asking "do you hear that ??" .. abandon all discretion ye who enter here ..

Shower sex has such an injury risk.

Protip: Install some sturdy Grab Handles in your shower first!

Protip?

Nice.

... and how about Alex, you little minx you. Disappear for months and then come back with shower sex advice?

Powerful.

oh tim .. such sweet words of welcome back .. I've missed you too darling monkey man .. *grins* .. come live in my crate again .. and bring those wonderful bananas with you ..

what the hell has been going on here ? .. a topic that addresses forum decorum ? .. you guys outta control ? .. and where is sarky ??

Sarcky lurks, but cannot participate in this depravity. It could come back to haunt her in court.

I guess we got out of hand around here lately. Blame it on the holidays.